Sporty Dater Gifts

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Single men in Tahiti

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

Kissing on the golf course

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Proposal on a snowboard

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

Christian Speed Dating

"I always pick Mr. Wrong..."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'Obviously a cry for help.'

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!

"You're all arms Rodney."

Valentines Day.

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

ACME DATING SERVICE, 'Do you take trade-ins?'

"Actually, I'm not long back on the dating scene myself."

"Mom, Dad – this is Gloria."

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

'No offence, Captain, but two's company, three's a crowd!'

"Parry Me!"

"I don't really want a boyfriend right now either. This is purely a Post-VAX thing."