Sporty Dater Pillows

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Single men in Tahiti

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Kissing on the golf course

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Proposal on a snowboard

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

"I always pick Mr. Wrong..."

Christian Speed Dating

I'm thinking that for our first date, we should go to the "please touch" museum

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!

Valentines Day.

'Obviously a cry for help.'

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

"You're all arms Rodney."

"Actually, I'm not long back on the dating scene myself."

ACME DATING SERVICE, 'Do you take trade-ins?'

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

Have you ever tried speed dating? No. Can we try it now?

"Mom, Dad – this is Gloria."

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

'No offence, Captain, but two's company, three's a crowd!'

'A date with Angelina Jolie?-- Do I look like a pimp or something?'

"Parry Me!"