Sporty Kiddo Gifts

Football Fans

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

My First Camera

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Serious Putty

Table tennis.

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Olympics create interest in curling.

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Rugby Player

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

Ping Pong

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'I think they're offering peace feelers.'

Javelin

Swing by won't you?

'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'

Tennis Doubles