Kid Sports Enthusiast Gifts

'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'

Football Fans

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

A boy with a football

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Ping Pong

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

I love Kung Fu.

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'

'Soccer Mom's Diner.'

'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

Children trying to play table tennis

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