Family Sports Lover Gifts

Ultimate sibling rivalry.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

It's a Boy

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Mother's Love

Egyptian Football

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Golf with a difference

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

'They're a very successful family.'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."