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"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Sisyphus during Covid

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

Football.

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Congratulations for male runner

Pizza and Related Searches.

Stop the big guy!

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Workmen Lifting.

Michael Schumacher

'Spinout!'

Rafael Nadal

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Your track coach expects a speedy recovery."

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

Early Tailgate Parties.

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"Ok, here's the meeting agenda: heal the wounds, listen to the partners, fix the leaks, make the deal, soothe the suppliers, spank the banks...."

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

"Great waves to day, dude!"

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

"A door can never have too many hinges."