Tube Titan Gifts

"Great waves to day, dude!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Addiction to mobile.

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Modern Studying

'Welcome to the rat race.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Hazard of texting

Workmen Lifting.

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

I love my mobile phone.

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

"A door can never have too many hinges."

'Big tissue?'