Tube Titan Gifts

"Great waves to day, dude!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Addiction to mobile.

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Welcome to the rat race.'

Modern Studying

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

What are we going to do? Let's get something to eat. Yes!! I like the sound of that idea. Count us in. I'm buying. What's the caveat? Hold it! Stop! I'm putting an end to all this right here!

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Hazard of texting

Workmen Lifting.

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

I love my mobile phone.

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

"A door can never have too many hinges."

10K Text-And-Run.

'Big tissue?'

He's out, but he's still texting.