Tablet Titan Gifts

Modern Studying

"I've outgrown my backpack."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Sisyphus during Covid

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

i-teddy

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Table tennis.

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Bedtime Of The Gods

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Call Center.

Books on tablets.

'Welcome to the rat race.'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"They have so much in common."

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Workmen Lifting.

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'