Tissue Titan Gifts

'Big tissue?'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Addiction to mobile.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Welcome to the rat race.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

What are we going to do? Let's get something to eat. Yes!! I like the sound of that idea. Count us in. I'm buying. What's the caveat? Hold it! Stop! I'm putting an end to all this right here!

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Hazard of texting

Workmen Lifting.

"I can't take the zoom lifestyle for one more minute!"

I love my mobile phone.

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

'It's not the meek who inherit the earth, it's the geeks.'

"Great waves to day, dude!"

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

"A door can never have too many hinges."

10K Text-And-Run.

He's out, but he's still texting.

"...You've already had two goodnight text messages."