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'Big tissue?'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Addiction to mobile.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Welcome to the rat race.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Hazard of texting

Workmen Lifting.

I love my mobile phone.

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

"Great waves to day, dude!"

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

"A door can never have too many hinges."

"...You've already had two goodnight text messages."

'It's a privilege. Not everyone is fortunate enough to make my team, but those who do are proud to wear the brand.'