Sales Target Titan Gifts

'I hear you're a very effective salesman!'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Let's Celebrate

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Sisyphus during Covid

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Football.

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Call Center.

'Welcome to the rat race.'

Congratulations for male runner

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Meter Maid

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

They're inflatable trade barriers!

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

Michael Schumacher

'Spinout!'

Rafael Nadal

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

"Ok, here's the meeting agenda: heal the wounds, listen to the partners, fix the leaks, make the deal, soothe the suppliers, spank the banks...."

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Musician Target Practice

"Being in education, I'm very athletic — I'm a political football, a punching bag, and a hurdle jumper."

'Hi! So you're the supply teacher? You're the lucky guy we'll be driving up the wall until the real teacher gets back from mat leave!'

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

'Do you have a gun permit?'

'Wow, this is a lot better!'

Hungry Creature