Sales Target Titan Gifts

'I hear you're a very effective salesman!'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Let's Celebrate

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Sisyphus during Covid

Football.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Call Center.

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Congratulations for male runner

'Welcome to the rat race.'

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Meter Maid

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

They're inflatable trade barriers!

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

'Spinout!'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Musician Target Practice

"Being in education, I'm very athletic — I'm a political football, a punching bag, and a hurdle jumper."

'Hi! So you're the supply teacher? You're the lucky guy we'll be driving up the wall until the real teacher gets back from mat leave!'

"Ok, here's the meeting agenda: heal the wounds, listen to the partners, fix the leaks, make the deal, soothe the suppliers, spank the banks...."

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

'Do you have a gun permit?'

'Wow, this is a lot better!'

Hungry Creature

"...When I was your age, I walked 10 blocks to the stock exchange to place a trade."