Tuition Titan Gifts

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Pizza and Related Searches.

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

They're inflatable trade barriers!

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

'Stop her Henry!'

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

'I'm suing my way through law school.'

"Being in education, I'm very athletic — I'm a political football, a punching bag, and a hurdle jumper."

'Hi! So you're the supply teacher? You're the lucky guy we'll be driving up the wall until the real teacher gets back from mat leave!'

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

Building has etched in stone above it: 'Education', 'Tradition', 'Financing'

Teacher to students: 'A penny for your thoughts, but only if you're here on scholarship.'

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'If you'd get lost, I could find you without a GPS nav. I'd just have to follow the empty beer cans and pizza boxes.'

"...When I was your age, I walked 10 blocks to the stock exchange to place a trade."