Tuition Terminator Gifts

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"After ten years at the company, the boss finally noticed my work...he fired me!"

'The latest on the tuition front. Next year nobody will be able to afford college.'

'Stop her Henry!'

Class of 2015

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

'Speak properly son, you're not texting now...'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

Clean the world.

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

Archery.

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."

Building has etched in stone above it: 'Education', 'Tradition', 'Financing'

Teacher to students: 'A penny for your thoughts, but only if you're here on scholarship.'

'This letter is full of mistakes. Don't you read it before giving it to me?' - 'No, I thought it was confidential.'

'If you miss a payment, we will teach you a lesson.'

"What these students have to understand is that 'higher' education refers to price."

'In this case I'm not sure 'Fat Finger Syndrome' is a design problem.'

"I get the feeling he'll be a student here for a very long time."

"How does it feel to wreak havoc eight hours a day?"

"When you were my age, you didn't have to walk all over town to find affordable student loans."

"Big doings downtown."