Tuition Tracker Gifts

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Currently Boston

'This part was tenure.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"I've been working on the household budget."

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"Tariff war"

Huawei Coffin

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

I burned 3200 more calories yesterday than I consumed!!! You went for a long run? No. Oh. Well you must've followed my usual regimen: cross-fit, a few hours of weights … followed by several hours of evading jealous boyfriends. I forgot to enter the calories I consumed into my fitness app. You'd be surprised how many calories you burn evading buckshot.

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

'Stop her Henry!'

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Part-time, Associate, Tenured.

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.