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"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Currently Boston

'This part was tenure.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"I've been working on the household budget."

"Tariff war"

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

'Stop her Henry!'

Part-time, Associate, Tenured.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.