Transaction Tracker T-Shirts

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

Currently Boston

Panama Papers Scandal

"And this is where we all gave up."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Lyme Disease Research Lab

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"I've been working on the household budget."

"Obama planted it."

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Jury foreman, I'm going to assume that you've reached a verdict.'

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

Dead End

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Eww! A tick!"

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

Nuclear Arms Treaty

"How the hell does he do that?"