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'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

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'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

NHS targets.

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

"Obama planted it."

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

Elephant Tracks.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'Jury foreman, I'm going to assume that you've reached a verdict.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

The indigo children.

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"We went from blunder to thunder."

Shooting in Ireland

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'

'You are such a drama queen! Heaven knows where you get that from!'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

"How the hell does he do that?"

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'