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'I told you the waiter would remember you gave him a 2 cent tip the last time.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Lyme Disease Research Lab

NHS targets.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Loser's Podium.

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

Tip responsibly

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

"How the hell does he do that?"

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- There's no such thing as a 'triploon'!'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

"Eww! A tick!"

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'