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'I told you the waiter would remember you gave him a 2 cent tip the last time.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Loser's Podium.

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Tip responsibly

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- There's no such thing as a 'triploon'!'

"How the hell does he do that?"

"Eww! A tick!"

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."