Tick Tracker T-Shirts

"Eww! A tick!"

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Currently Boston

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

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A Mom's Purse

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

Prison Wallpaper.

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'It only seems like that because you got in on time.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Beware of Watchdog.

You're just reading the stuff scrolling across the bottom...

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

"How the hell does he do that?"

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

Confused Tourists