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Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

Year-At-A-Glance

Prison Wallpaper.

"That is correct, I work by the hour."

'It only seems like that because you got in on time.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin

'You can't trust anyone under 30...they don't even wear wristwatches!'

"I kept a diary of everything I haven't got around to doing for the last 30 years."

"How am I supposed to remember what day it is when it changes every day?"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Clock watcher

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"It's time to wake up!"

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."