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New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

The interested bystanders.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"Hey! This is news."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Propane Supply

Minnesota Weather.

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

Prison Wallpaper.

International date line.

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

'This is Ferd Evergort reporting from the site of the great Battle Creek flood...'

Internal Clock

'We were in the right place at the right time, but unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

Angela Merkel

'It only seems like that because you got in on time.'

"Please tell me exactly which country, city and time zone I just woke up in today."

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

'I never drink before 6pm. Luckily it's always 6pm somewhere in the world!'

"I'm going to go out and make my mindful connection to nature while we still have time."

'Since this is Daylight Savings Time, can we save some daylight and use it next winter?'

'Three long shrill blasts...? Oh, yeah...Three months of grey skies and extreme windchills...'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

'The earth's atmosphere doesn't bother me, but I'm having trouble with the time change.'

"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"