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"We apologise that the train on platform 3 is leaving on time"

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Clock watcher

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

A Mom's Purse

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

"I charge by the grain."

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Do' you have the time?'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."