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Punctuality Protest

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

Sundial Time

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"I'm very good with punctuation."

'I'm not surprised - she's NEVER been on time yet!'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"Is that a new watch?"

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

Late for a date,,,

'Your wife came by and left a message'

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"And then they went and did work in a coffee shop and lived happily ever after."