Timeliness Advocate Pillows

Punctuality Protest

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

Sundial Time

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"Help! Set me free!"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"I'm very good with punctuation."

Big Ben

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'I'm not surprised - she's NEVER been on time yet!'

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"Is that a new watch?"

Late for a date,,,

'Your wife came by and left a message'

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

'You're late for our meeting again'

"And then they went and did work in a coffee shop and lived happily ever after."