Timeliness Thinker Pillows

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Sundial Time

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Time manager'

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Help! Set me free!"

"I'm very good with punctuation."

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

Big Ben

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'I'm not surprised - she's NEVER been on time yet!'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

'Sorry I'm late!'

'Your wife came by and left a message'

Late for a date,,,

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"The white rabbit gets fired"

"Is that a new watch?"