Timeliness Appreciator Pillows

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Sundial Time

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

Please Leave by 9

"I'm very good with punctuation."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

'Your wife came by and left a message'

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

"How do you manage to keep your hands so beautiful and soft, Sally?"

'Fish or chicken?' - Pilot has the choice of 2 types of airline food at home.

'Are we there yet?'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

"Joey, can you help me out here?"

"I'm not wasting time; I'm listening to my muse."

'Yes, been meaning to call maintenance to put up that shelf for ages now...'

We recognise, celebrate and reward achievements in the workplace...

Quasimodo Zit.

'We have to act Your Majesty: The workers spend their time playing with their phones instead of working...'

My routine.

"Have you come far?"

"Thanks for the unexpected lift. You can drop me off here. Or here. Or here. Or here."

Deferential equations.

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed

"If we hurry, you might still make this Sunday's 'Times' obits."

Punctuality Protest

'Funny how the years race by. . . and the afternoons crawl.'

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"