Eternal Tardiness Appreciator Pillows

'I'll meet you at eleven. Just remember that I'm never on time.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Sundial Time

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"I'm very good with punctuation."

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

"How do you manage to keep your hands so beautiful and soft, Sally?"

'Your wife came by and left a message'

Time-Off Coupons

'Are we there yet?'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

Ethelred the Unfinished.

"Joey, can you help me out here?"

"I'm not wasting time; I'm listening to my muse."

'Yes, been meaning to call maintenance to put up that shelf for ages now...'

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'

We recognise, celebrate and reward achievements in the workplace...

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

'Do you want this fridge on the left or right side of the garage?'

My routine.

'We have to act Your Majesty: The workers spend their time playing with their phones instead of working...'

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed

'Can Mr Rabbit call you back? I'm afraid he's running late again...'

In reply to a compliment about his huge tie, a young man explains that he gives the whole of his mind to it

The clock for people who have no idea when they will be there.

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"