Tardiness Tolerator Pillows

'Perkins, you're 5.2376712 seconds late!'

Prejudice/Empathy

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

The interminable!

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'The fish only bite twice a day here, once before we get here and again after we leave.'

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

"This is the worst parade ever."

Selling to the devil.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Shaker Timeouts

"I don't know why they call you a waiter... I'm the one that's been doing all the waiting!"

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."