Tardiness Tolerator Gifts

'Perkins, you're 5.2376712 seconds late!'

Prejudice/Empathy

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

The interminable!

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

'The fish only bite twice a day here, once before we get here and again after we leave.'

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

Selling to the devil.

"This is the worst parade ever."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

'Okay - which one was here first?'