Time Tolerance Testers Pillows

Bored men in waiting room

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Rust test in progress.

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

Product Testing Department

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

The interminable!

'Time manager'

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

New Belief Systems

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

'The fish only bite twice a day here, once before we get here and again after we leave.'

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

Selling to the devil.