Test Timer Pillows

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"They grow up so fast."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Monday around 9PM.

Running Latte

Bad times to sneeze

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Clock watcher

Paper Trail

Childhood Screen Addict

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

Children and technolohgy

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"My schedule is just nuts."

'Time manager'

'Safe!'

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

New Belief Systems

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

Why don't you do what I do, pass it on.

'I think prayer in schools is necessary as long as Mrs. Smith gives hard math tests.'

Shaker Timeouts

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

To-Do List Chaos

Is it time for church already? I tolled you so!