"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."
Test Timer Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves test timers or enjoys creative ways to stay motivated? Our collection offers witty mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the art of timing and to-do lists with a humorous twist. Perfect for students, teachers, or anyone who appreciates clever humor about deadlines and countdowns.
"They grow up so fast."
'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'
Need an elevated state of mind too!
Monday around 9PM.
Running Latte
Bad times to sneeze
"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."
'I'd say you're a little late...'
Clock watcher
Paper Trail
Childhood Screen Addict
"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."
Children and technolohgy
'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'
'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'
The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake
"My schedule is just nuts."
'Time manager'
'Safe!'
If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.
"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."
William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.
New Belief Systems
'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'
Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!
"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."
'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'
"So typical. Hurry up and wait."
Why don't you do what I do, pass it on.
'I think prayer in schools is necessary as long as Mrs. Smith gives hard math tests.'
Shaker Timeouts
'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'
To-Do List Chaos
Is it time for church already? I tolled you so!
Test Timer Gifts Collection
Test Timer Mugs
Explore our full range of fun test timer products on mugs and find the perfect witty gift or treat for yourself.
Test Timer Pillows
Check out our playful test timer pillows to add a humorous touch to your relaxation or workspace.
Test Timer Prints
Discover vibrant prints celebrating the fun side of timing—great for decorating any creative or study space with humor.
Test Timer T-Shirts
Browse our collection of creative test timer t-shirts and wear your humor about deadlines and punctuality with pride.