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Timer Lover Gifts
If you have a friend or loved one who obsessively loves timers and timepieces, our collection is just what you need. From witty mugs to humorous t-shirts, find the perfect gift that celebrates their obsession with all things time. These unique and fun products are designed to amuse and delight anyone who appreciates a good clock or timer. Whether for a birthday, to motivate during workouts, or to add character to their space, our timer lover gifts are sure to 'beat' expectations.
Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
A watch face with Stonehenge
"Can that be right?"
clock shopkeeper says timing is everything
The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"
It feels so weird when I forget my watch.
'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'
'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'
Hourglass Dumptruck
Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.
'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'
'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'
'I think I know what makes you tick!'
"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."
'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'
"You're late."
'Any luck with your time machine?' - '.there minute for working it had I thought I but, No'
Spiv
Time to love
"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"
Waiting for home time
"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."
Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.
'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'
Where have you been for the last hour!
"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."
"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."
Valentine's Day
Freedom!
"But the good news is I've found my watch!"
'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'
'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'
Timer Lover Gifts Collection
Timer Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of timer lover mugs, featuring witty and charming designs that are perfect for home or office use.
Timer Lover Pillows
Discover soft and fun pillows perfect for timer lovers—bring humor and comfort to their lounge or bedroom.
Timer Lover Prints
Browse our captivating prints for timer enthusiasts—adding a fun and stylish touch to any space they love.
Timer Lover T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts for timer enthusiasts, designed to make a statement and showcase their passion with style.