Romantic Timer Enthusiasts Gifts

Time to love

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Bear Costume

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Romeo and Julietta'

Edvard Grieg

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Romantic Tree Carving

Robert Schumann

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Heart is sewn back together.

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Antiques

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Edvard Grieg.

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Perfect Match

Frederic Chopin

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day