Timeout Testers Pillows

Shaker Timeouts

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Rust test in progress.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Product Testing Department

Testing a Fiancee

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"Who's God?"

Videogame Employment Agency.

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

'So how was work, Honey?'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

'Okay - which one was here first?'

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

Mum sitting in play pen while kids run riot.

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.

"How did the acupuncture session go, Sebastian?"

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"

"I'm so overscheduled. If it weren't for timeouts, I'd have no free time at all."

"My husband says I'm a procrastinator. I plan to look it up on day."