Timeout Tactician Pillows

Turtle timeouts. And when you think you can behave, I'll be back to flip you over. (Published originally on May 21, 2003.)

'I told you these were great seats, but there is a downside. If you need to go to the restroom...'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golf lessons

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

Carlo Ancelotti

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Doing timeout changes a guy.

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

"I can't remember - do I work at home or do I live at work?"

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

"You're getting a time-out because Mommy needs a time-out."

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'

'I was there the day we were married. Talk about bad timing.'

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."