Timeout Tactician Gifts

'I told you these were great seats, but there is a downside. If you need to go to the restroom...'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golf lessons

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"I can't remember - do I work at home or do I live at work?"

"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

"You're getting a time-out because Mommy needs a time-out."

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'

'I was there the day we were married. Talk about bad timing.'

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

'I amassed a fortune and you had to have a government bailout. Why would I let you manage my wealth?'

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"