Time-off Tacticians Gifts

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golf lessons

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'I need a Vacation.'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Planned service changes

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

Chillaxing!

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"I can't remember - do I work at home or do I live at work?"

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

father and son

'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'

'I was there the day we were married. Talk about bad timing.'

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

Freedom, Liberty and 5:01 on a Friday.

"You're getting a time-out because Mommy needs a time-out."

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.