Professional Time-off Strategist Gifts

'What've you got in the way of long term sick holidays ?'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Sir Winston Churchill

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

'This new 'mentoring' policy is a wonderful idea...It gives staff the chances to take on significant extra responsibilities in relation to staff support and supervision.'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

Life Tetris

'I need a Vacation.'

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

Live to work or work to live?

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

'I've got a tight schedule.'

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.