Professional Time-off Strategist Pillows

'What've you got in the way of long term sick holidays ?'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Sir Winston Churchill

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

'This new 'mentoring' policy is a wonderful idea...It gives staff the chances to take on significant extra responsibilities in relation to staff support and supervision.'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'I need a Vacation.'

Life Tetris

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

Live to work or work to live?

'I've got a tight schedule.'

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.