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'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

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'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

"It's his creative time."

Planned service changes

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Bummer Time Streaming

'I need a Vacation.'

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

Workaholic

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

Big pile of paperwork coming your way...

Institute of Lazy Journalism

Chillaxing!

'It hasn't gone unnoticed by management how much extra time you've been spending in the office...so here's a bill to repay the electricity you've used.'

'How could you have worked in your previous job for 35 years? You're only 32 years old. I did a lot of overtime.'

"I've got to be honest. It's going to be hard to find you a position that offers 40 days of personal time."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7.'

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"