Time Off Aficionado Prints

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

The Workaholics Building

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

'I need a Vacation.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Planned service changes

Bummer Time Streaming

"It's his creative time."

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

"I've got to be honest. It's going to be hard to find you a position that offers 40 days of personal time."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

Big pile of paperwork coming your way...

Workaholic

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

Chillaxing!

'How could you have worked in your previous job for 35 years? You're only 32 years old. I did a lot of overtime.'

'It hasn't gone unnoticed by management how much extra time you've been spending in the office...so here's a bill to repay the electricity you've used.'

Institute of Lazy Journalism

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7.'

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

"We still encourage working from home, but on weekends."

"Daniel kept taking more and more work home with him everyday."