Day-off Aficionados Prints

Beer 50

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

America Off-line.

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'Wait a minute! This is supposed to be my day off!'

"It's his creative time."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

Crumbs of Comfort

'Inactive wear'

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

"I'm not sure where Larry stands on the issues but I sure know where he sits!"

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Institute of Lazy Journalism