Day-off Aficionados Pillows

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

America Off-line.

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

'Wait a minute! This is supposed to be my day off!'

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

"It's his creative time."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

Crumbs of Comfort

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Inactive wear'

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"I'm not sure where Larry stands on the issues but I sure know where he sits!"

Institute of Lazy Journalism

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'