Day-off Enthusiast Pillows

Hey, Rudy, I hear you've got the day off on Wednesday. What's it to you? I thought we'd hang out together. Say it again? Just the two of us, hanging out, doing some shopping, spending quality time. Sorry, I must have something wrong with my hearing. It'll be fun. You little @#$%. Commit! What's your game, you old bat?!

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cat and mouse

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

Inactive wear store.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

The Procrastinatorium.

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

"We've lost the remote."

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...