Tee-off Tacticians Gifts

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

US and the EU

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Golf lessons

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Golf

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Thanks God!

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"You're getting a time-out because Mommy needs a time-out."

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

GREENLAND