Timing Trouble Pillows

"Typical! I'm just making a claim on our insurance and they say it ran out just half an hour ago!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Bad times to sneeze

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Safe!'

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

Valentine's Day

New Belief Systems

Track runner running out of track

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

Is it time for church already? I tolled you so!

Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

A bird tries to fly through a window to a bird house which is in a living room.

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"

'I'm hoping one day I'll be discovered by the director of Riverdance.'

Egg race.

"Timing is important in investing."

"I'm confused. Is this a late lunch or is it early dinner?"

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

'At the tone, the time will be 11:30.'

'There but for .007 of a second go I.'