Timeliness Tracker Pillows

"We apologise that the train on platform 3 is leaving on time"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Clock watcher

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

A Mom's Purse

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"I charge by the grain."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

Do' you have the time?'

Danger Quicksand