Timeline Tracker Pillows

"Table for five."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Which way up do you want it?"

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Snail Coach

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'First the good news.'

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Hipster Police Department

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Today, in the stock market, 'irrational exuberance' was up, 'caution' was down.'