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'Can Mr Rabbit call you back? I'm afraid he's running late again...'

"Morning guys, I got out of home early today."

'Your wife came by and left a message'

"I'm very good with punctuation."

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Sundial Time

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"Can that be right?"

Clock watcher

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"You're late."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

When pedants take a break.

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'I'm not surprised - she's NEVER been on time yet!'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"Is that a new watch?"

Late for a date,,,

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

'You're late for our meeting again'

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

The first meeting.

"You're late."

'Sorry if I'm late.'

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?