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'Can Mr Rabbit call you back? I'm afraid he's running late again...'

"Morning guys, I got out of home early today."

'Your wife came by and left a message'

"I'm very good with punctuation."

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Sundial Time

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"Can that be right?"

Clock watcher

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"You're late."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Help! Set me free!"

When pedants take a break.

Big Ben

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'I'm not surprised - she's NEVER been on time yet!'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

"Is that a new watch?"

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

Late for a date,,,

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

The first meeting.

"You're late."

'Sorry if I'm late.'

'In our thirty twon years of marriage this is the first time Barney's been late for work.'